In the article Dennis linked to below, my fellow West Orange resident Maureen Felix said, "I think this country has gone too much in the direction of fast and unhealthy food, and if people are taxed they may terminate that and turn toward more healthy foods."
Note the liberal mindset: taxes aren't a necessary evil used to fund required government programs, they're a mechanism that technocrats use to shape your behavior.
I disagree, of course -- I abhor the idea -- but let's play along.
Junk foods are junk because they don't provide the nutrition that's so essential to good health. Consider the problems associated with them:
- Though it's cheap, convenient, and often considered tasty, junk food tends to displace more nutritious food. In other words, eating fast food causes individuals to get less of the good stuff that they need.
- Junk food often contains excess salt, fat, and other nutrients that, though necessary in small quantities, should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Eating fast food causes people to get too much stuff that they don't need.
- On an individual level, too much junk food reduces people's physical well-being, leading to unhappiness.
- Overall, it also leads to more people being hospitalized for (say) heart disease, leading to higher demand for health care, which leads to higher costs and ties up money that could be more productively used elsewhere (e.g., in providing shelter for the homeless).
Now let's consider how taxing junk food might help us as a community.
- It reduces the incentive to replace better foods with junk foods.
- It thus reduces the strain on your physical well-being.
- That leads to reduced hospitalization, which leads to a better economic situation.
Maybe there's something to this idea. If we force people to pay more for things that are unhealthy, they'll be healthier in the long run, and there will be good long-term societal effects.
So let's apply the same thought process to junk spending. It's junk because it doesn't provide the autonomy that's so essential to good fiscal health. Consider the problems associated with it:
- Though politically they're cheap ("it's for the kids"), convenient ("my opponent voted to prevent poor people from getting the help they need"), and often considered tasty (maybe that's why they call it "pork"), junk spending tends to replace more autonomous spending. The government spends the money its way rather than you spending the money your way. In other words, junk spending causes individuals to get less of the good stuff that they personally need.
- Junk spending often contains excess administration, bureaucracy, and other organizational constructs that, though necessary in small quantities, should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Junk spending causes people to get too much stuff that they don't need.
- On an individual level, too much junk spending reduces people's economic well-being, leading to unhappiness.
- Overall, it also leads to more people becoming dependent on taxation-funded programs, leading to higher demand for taxation-funded programs, which leads to higher costs and ties up money that could be more productively used elsewhere (e.g., in providing mortgage payments for the people who actually earned the money in the first place).
But if taxing junk food can reduce junk-food-related problems, maybe we should tax junk taxes. Put a one percent tax on the legislative body that introduces non-critical taxes, to be paid for out of their salaries.
- It would reduce the incentive to replace individual spending with junk spending.
- It would thus reduce the strain on our economic well-being.
- That would lead to reduced dependency on taxation-funded programs, which would lead to a better economic situation.
I think it's a great idea! Since I am clearly the most enlightened person around us (hey, I'm trying to think with a liberal mindset right now, so I must know how to spend your money and run your life better than you do), this is something I should impose on everyone around me. By judicial fiat, if I can't get people to agree on it.
I mean, think about it. Things that are really important would still get through, because the politicians would be willing to spend their own money on things that are really critical. I mean, 1% is only $3,500 of the $350K that they wanted to spend on
certificates for veterans -- I'm sure
those are important enough to make it through.
So, to paraphrase my neighbor, I think this state and country have gone too much in the direction of fast and unhealthy spending decisions, and if legislators are taxed they may terminate that and turn toward more healthy spending habits.
Sign me up.